cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(Source: cervicks)

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sniffhy:

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banishes:

"hey can you pls sit properly I can see what’s underneath ur skirt, I’m a guy and I have urges to look y’know" how bout you sit your horny ass down and look away bc I’m not obliged to sit in whatever way you want me to and I AM WEARING MY FUCKING SHORTS UNDERNEATH god damn

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